Do you still have your period?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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