Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I understand Curling. That high.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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