sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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