Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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