can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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