I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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