Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
you had me at cake vodka
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Randomize
