So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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