i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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