my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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