I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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