You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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