So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
im holly from the hills drunk
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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