Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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