I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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