READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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