Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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