Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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