I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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