Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
i need some magic done to my vagina
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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