whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
