Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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