If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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