just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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