Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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