Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
