yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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