i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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