Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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