Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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