Can Purell be used as lube?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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