i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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