Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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