physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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