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say what?
wanna hang out?
Apparently you make a good broom.
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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