they need to just BURY HIM!
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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