New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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