I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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