I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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