I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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