Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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