I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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