Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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