Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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