wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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