Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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