I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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