question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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