i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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