I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Randomize
