So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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